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December 2011

Dirtysextomars submission

“Shannoooooon! I ordered a couple of bottles, they said they’ll just bring it up to your room!” I shouted as I entered Shannon’s hotel room. We had been at the beach all day, soaking up the sun. Tonight was New Year’s and we wanted all the fun, sand, and holiday that came with it so as early as 10 pm I decided to go down to the bar and reserve us a couple of...

I will eat, fuck, and kill you. *smiley face*:... →

irisheyez77: Jared had experienced very few breathtaking moments in his life. He had traveled the world. He had seen almost all of its beauty. This was nothing compared to any of that. He wasn’t sure of the exact size, but it appeared to be hundreds of acres of white. Pure white jasmine flowers. The smell was…

f-ingpalmtree asked: Hey! For the "Shannon-short-fic submission", why don't you use the "/tagged/shannon-leto" ? I know it's not only the short ones, but still!

I will eat, fuck, and kill you. *smiley face*:... →

irisheyez77: Just like lunch, breakfast took forever. No one was in a hurry to do anything. Guessing his anxiousness, Ava finally told Winston they needed to get going. There were many places to visit today and we were wasting time. Jared was grateful, she was far more tactful than he was capable of. Jared,…

irisheyez77: Jared paced back and forth in front of his bed. He couldn’t get to sleep. He was unraveling. He texted Shannon. No response. He had no idea what time it was in LA. He checked twitter. “Meeeexxxxxicccooo muddagfuggas!” was Shannon’s last tweet. He was probably out partying. Shannon would be here after the New Year. He needed him. Shannon would calm him. Center him. He needed a third...

irisheyez77: Lunch went on infinitely longer than Jared wanted. It was amazing how the large dining area filled so quickly with people. They literally came out of nowhere. There were so many people to meet, so many faces…his eyes kept going back to one. Ava sat on the opposite end of the table near Winston’s wife, Vashti, whom he had found to be very pleasant when he met her. Focus, dammit, he...

irisheyez77: Violet eyes smiled at him. “You’re awake,” she said. “I told them not to let you sleep so long, but Winston insisted.” Jared still said nothing. Mouth agape. “Are you ok?” she asked. Nothing. Silence. “Jared?” she whispered, now concern in her voice. “I’m sorry,” he stuttered. Fuck, he thought. Why am I stuttering? Violet eyes smiled. “You must be out of sorts,” she said. Jared...

My Jared in India fic.

irisheyez77: Jared was exhausted when he got off the plane. He didn’t sleep as well as he wanted. Surprising, considering it was a 17 hour flight. He just wanted rest. But he knew he wouldn’t get it. Waiting for him at the end of the tarmac was his liaison, Winston. Winston would be his guide for the trip. There were many things to get accomplished, and sleep would get in the way of that....

Anonymous asked: I love the stories *.* could read them all day, but i think this wouldn't be good for my focus at school :D And I also love your blog always time to visit it ^^ Lovingly greetings from Germany

It's annoying when you try and space paragraphs...

thebeardedbeastonvyrt asked: Tag, you're it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to go and choose ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. ;)

Dirtysextomars submission by unfjaredsfedora

Breaking the Habit I laughed breezily at the calls of my company, not daring to cast an eye over my shoulder in fear that his searching eyes would shatter my charade. I made sure to keep at least three steps ahead of him, darting around corners with a sharpness that my heels very much protested to. “You’ll have to do better than that, Jared,” I tuned idly, now...

f-ingpalmtree asked: Oh god, Jared fanfic!! I'll pass out

mollinchen asked: Hun, can u give me links (or a link) for any Shannon-short-fic submission, because i can't find any? :(

Anonymous asked: new fanfics coming?:) when are we getting some moooore? :DD

Anonymous asked: I love your tumblr! Greetings from Bulgaria :)

Anonymous asked: i fucking love your fan-fics about Shan....i'm freakin in love with them !!! please ! please ! please never stop doing that ... i think i'm addicted !!!! love you <3 ( Lea)

Hey, to the person who recommended those tumblrs - I really appreciate it, it’s just I only post tumblrs which are run by nice people and are good blogs. There was some which did not meet the criteria. Thank you. xxx

suicideblack88 asked: This blog really makes me smile when im having such a shit day at work. Thank you so much for keeping it going :) <3

Anonymous asked: Whoever is creating this amazing Shanfiction, God bless you with all the dust that was once my ovaries.

Anonymous asked: i Love your blog i stalk it every day i love everything about it: the fanfics, the posts and of course the way you answer questions you are so fucking dirty i love it maybe it's just because i'm a little sick but you guys make me so damn horny you are awesome! Keep up the awesome work, igonre the haters and alway remember I love you, sis!

Dirtysextomars submission - Tomo's Restaurant Part...

In the silence of his dimly lit room, Shannon and I made our own perfect sounds. The sound of two lips opening and closing, the sound of two tongues playing hide and seek in near-complete darkness, and the sound of soft moans escaping yearning mouths. Carefully I pulled Shannon’s finger out of me. I took his hand and sat him down on his bed. He held me close as I undid his pants, wrapping an...

Dirtysextomars submission - Tomo's Restaurant Part...

“So are you guys hungry?” Tomo asked us as he led us inside his newly-opened restaurant. “Yeah I’m fucking starving man, feed me!” Jared said as he patted Tomo’s back. “I’m actually good man, I got some syrup stuff in before we left.” Shannon said. Jared and Tomo stopped to look at me, then to Shannon, and then at each other. Tomo laughed...

Anonymous asked: I must say, I am loving the Shanfiction, sweet lord, sexual frustration is at an all time high.

Anonymous asked: do you have a link for the fictions or do i just scroll through until i find one?

Anonymous asked: Hey just wanted to clear up the Brazil thing completely because neither side was really right. Jared was doing what he always does, encouraging the audience to jump and scream I believe it was the "no no no no" thing in CTTE and there was a Brazilian girl with her mom in the first row and they didn't join in and he said "you too" and pointed at them, they didn't react...

fuckyeahhighheelshoes asked: Send this to all of the blogs that you love. There is no limit of how many people you send it to because the price of making someone smile is priceless. I’m sending this to you because I adore your blog, and I want you to know that I will follow you forever. Your blog is perfection and absolutely flawless. Keep up the great work, keep smiling, keep being the beautiful and amazing person you...

Anonymous asked: Please continue the Tomo's Restaurent. Thanks :) and btw I looooove your blog. Great JOB!!!

Anonymous asked: hey it's Lea ! are mad at me when i asked about Jared and the brazilian girl ??? well i'm so sorry but i didn't say that he was wrong cuz i do love him and whatever he does i still love him and he never gonna be imperfect in my eyes !!! you should know that :) and i'm sorry again i don't want you to hate me because of a stupid question :')