FUCK YOU LIKE THE DEVIL ₪ ø lll ·o.

Oh, Jared Leto. Once upon a time you were the thing that teenage girls dreamed of most. Now you just look like a homeless version of Inspector Gadget. There are just so many things wrong with that image.

Leto, who went from actor to musician to fashion victim, was snapped wearing this flasher-chic look at Hugo Boss’ Autumn/Winter 2012 fashion show in Berlin last week.

Can we just take this moment to remind everyone that this is the man who fronts the Hugo Boss fragrance line. You’d imagine that he’d at least bother to shave for the event.

We want to remove those black gloves and strangle the sense back into Jared

Where to even begin. First of all the trench coat. There are only two times in a man’s life that a trench coat is considered acceptable attire:

1. When you actually fulfil your childhood dreams of becoming a secret agent and land yourself a job as the next James Bond.
2. When you are about to streak at an important match/event/protest of some kind.

At all other times, a trench coat WILL make you look like a creepy old man. The hat and glasses combo is also just wrong. So very, very wrong. *Shudder*

It’s hard to believe that this man once looked like this:

This image has actually caused two heterosexual JOE writers to swoon inadvertedly

Jared, jared, jared. For the past two years your looks have gotten consistently worse from fish net vests to crazy capes, what happened? I mean, just LOOK at yourself:

On the plus side, he does rememble ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage in the middle image

There’s looking like a cool, bohemian rocker and then there’s looking like a complete and utter hobo. Will someone please do us a favour and burn that horrific trench coat?

Jared Leto – once cool, now offending eyeballs worldwide.

LOL - “Oh, Jared Leto. Once upon a time you were the thing that teenage girls dreamed of most. Now you just look like a homeless version of Inspector Gadget. There are just so many things wrong with that image.”